Santa has a sense of humour!
A man snuck down in the middle of the night to find Santa placing some pressies under the tree. Taking advantage of the opportunity the man badgered Santa to grant him three wishes.
Agreeing reluctantly, the man thought about his first wish, and asked, “I would like one million dollars deposited into my bank account”. And with a twinkle of Santa’s nose, Poof! it was done.
Next he wished for a red Ferrari, and Poof! it was in his driveway.
Then he asked for his final wish, “I wish I was loved by all.” Poof! he turned into a giant box of chocolates!
Merry Christmas… and may all your wishes come true.